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sandpaper backrub

The life experiences provided by a job at KFC are much more fulfilling than any amount of money could ever be.   
 Please, allow me to give you a mini-tour of our fine establishment before we start the shift.   
 The area you're standing in right now is the lobby.  This is where our customers sit and eat when they decide they need our wholesome nutrients right away.  Keeping food fresh keeps them coming back for more.  Notice the deep groves in all of our booths, the chairs aren't very popular for our regulars.  You can see one now, Mr. O'leary in his favorite spot, eating

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in Essays on 6/10/08
sandpaper backrubThe life experiences provided by a job at KFC are much more fulfilling than any amount of money could ever be.   
 Please, allow me to give you a mini-tour of our fine establishment before we start the shift.   
 The area you're standing in right now is the lobby.  This is where our customers sit and eat when they decide they need our wholesome nutrients right away.  Keeping food fresh keeps them coming back for more.  Notice the deep groves in all of our booths, the chairs aren't very popular for our regulars.  You can see one now, Mr. O'leary in his favorite spot, eating sandpaper backrub
in Humor on 6/19/07
69th money shot: webcam armor
in Miscellaneous on 6/4/07
Nation States and Human UnityThe ideas of human unity and over-arching global identities are ones that are currently at odds with the modern nation state system.  Whereas the ideas of human unity stress a cohesive and singular allegiance to all other humans as a single entity or macro-nation, the nation in the modern world instead encourages allegiances to supposedly independent groups that have few official responsibilities toward each other.  To the extent that a state encourages loyalty to its own systems and governments while officially carrying little or no responsibility to those that reside outside of the nation's borders.  The exclus Nation States and Human Unity
in Essays on 5/21/07
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Dear Blue, with tags like the flu

Journal Entry: Mon Jun 16, 2008, 8:23 PM
Seriously Dear Blue is a good song you should listen if you like video game music. It's right here.

Alright, then. Now we have this thing right here, where if you leave a comment I'll reply back with the following:

A) Tell you why I friended you.
B) Associate you with something - fandom, a song, a colour, a photo, et cetera.
C) Tell you something I like about you.
D) Tell you a memory I have of you.
E) Ask something I've always wanted to know about you.
F) In return, you must post this in your journal.

I'd actually be able to dole out the feel-goods for once.

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  • Mood: Amused
  • Listening to: Electric Six - Dance Commander
  • Reading: Sigmund Freud - Future of an Illusion
  • Watching: Awfulvision
  • Playing: MOVE and SHOOT
  • Eating: Imperial Pie
  • Drinking: Sodey pop

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  • Current Age: 20
  • Current Residence: USA
  • Interests: Just about anything
  • Favourite movie: The Fog of War
  • Favourite band or musician: Rolling Stones
  • Favourite genre of music: Other than rap
  • Favourite artist: Imperium
  • Favourite poet or writer: Stephen King
  • Favourite photographer: USA CIA
  • Favourite style of art: Shiny
  • Operating System: Wndows XP
  • MP3 player of choice: Windows Media Player
  • Shell of choice: P. 1000 Landkreuzer Ratte
  • Wallpaper of choice: Weapon(s)
  • Skin of choice: Reflective
  • Favourite game: Supreme Commander
  • Favourite gaming platform: One with a CPU
  • Favourite cartoon character: Harvey Birdman
  • Personal Quote: Most unfortunate.
  • Tools of the Trade: Pencil, plasitc ruler, Keyboard, MS paint, Macromedia Feereworks

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~Lazoshi:iconLazoshi: 4 days 12 hours ago
Bleuargh

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Bratwurst were used in a quintuple homicide.

This is the internet. I can show you the pictures.
=chikkin:iconchikkin: 6 days 11 hours ago
TAAAAAAAAAAAAAG

YOU'RE IT Z

[link]
=basstheyoshi:iconbasstheyoshi: Jul 11, 2008, 8:46:59 PM
I wold like to see the other half of your jointicon.

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33.4% of dA users have made up statistics in their sigs. If you are part of the 66.6% that like bagels, put this in your sig.

*YoshiArtists
~mariokartclub
*Cat-Lovers-Anon
~deathiinc:icondeathiinc: Jul 11, 2008, 7:32:51 PM
[link]

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No comments from the peanut gallery... Wait, I am that peanut gallery.
*Masakuni:iconMasakuni: Jul 3, 2008, 2:46:53 PM
*pokes head in and presses watch button* o.o

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Mwawr?
~evilsoshi:iconevilsoshi: May 23, 2008, 8:20:59 AM
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LOL I OWNED THE HEART

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hey we got a proplem if you clikc this link you will save some of the rain forest in the world [link]

Hey Koopa, you're too persistent.
Why don't you give up on Peach?
Tough luck, it's not your bus
=tribalyoshi:icontribalyoshi: May 12, 2008, 9:33:23 AM
thanks for the kind watch! i hope you enjoy my future work! :thanks:

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i'll drink to that!
youtube - last.fm - iscribble
=White-over-blue:iconWhite-over-blue: Apr 26, 2008, 9:11:51 PM
:iconthinkshoesplz:
:iconlazoshi:

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Hatred is nothing, but Poison. Poison for the soul, for you, and for anyone else. It makes you feel good, but it serves no one; for, it is just an invitation to kill, to win enemies, and to sink your soul into oblivion.
=tribalyoshi:icontribalyoshi: Mar 9, 2008, 4:29:30 PM
hey thanks for stopping by dude!! 8-)

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i'll drink to that!
youtube - last.fm - iscribble
~RaYoshi:iconRaYoshi: Mar 2, 2008, 1:09:25 PM
Oh, hey Lazo. Didn't know you had a DA :O

Either that, or I just forgot.

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Implosions are eminent.
~EddieX13:iconEddieX13: Feb 25, 2008, 9:00:52 PM
Lazo! Its me, Eddie! Do you remember me?

hmm
~skyblue-yoshi:iconskyblue-yoshi: Jan 23, 2008, 4:11:38 PM
Thanks for visiting my page!

Your webcam = :iconepicwinplz:

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Let's Go Play Together...
Together Under The Clearest of Blue Skies :heart:
=Noster7:iconNoster7: Jan 20, 2008, 1:03:44 PM
Thanks for watching!

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"You sunk my Scrabble Ship!"
=White-over-blue:iconWhite-over-blue: Dec 24, 2007, 8:24:47 PM
Yo! How's it going? Merry Christmas!

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Hatred is nothing, but Poison. Poison for the soul, for you, and for anyone else. It makes you feel good, but it serves no one; for, it is just an invitation to kill, to win enemies, and to sink your soul into oblivion.
~Yoshistar-Baxter:iconYoshistar-Baxter: Oct 10, 2007, 6:23:32 AM Mood: Noble
Hai! Thanks very mucho for thy watch, eh? ^.=.^

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A watch-back will be issued immediately. 10-4!

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Life experiences are like quarters...
You lose both when you're sitting around on the couch. --Jambaism #15.
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I'm an EarthBound fanatic, and PROUD OF IT!!! :dance:
...diss me and you'll pay for your crime with my Homerun Bat! >_>
=Piloot:iconPiloot: Sep 27, 2007, 12:56:38 AM
Yo Lazo, thanks for the +fav!
~Lazoshi:iconLazoshi: Sep 23, 2007, 9:01:08 PM
No big deal. It should really take more than that to make someone feel bad.

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Bratwurst were used in a quintuple homicide.

This is the internet. I can show you the pictures.
~badcoin:iconbadcoin: Sep 23, 2007, 8:07:54 AM
I take back what I said before yesterday night, I realize I was dealing with the wrong person.
I apologize Lazo.

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PROUD TO BE A TAILS FREAK!!!
*hug tails*
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~Faroush:iconFaroush: Sep 23, 2007, 12:56:04 AM
Apologies for tardiness, Cap'n. Sniper unit good to go, sir.

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"Even at his most powerless, man's existence is never without meaning." - Intro to Genso Suikoden
*SelfdestructiveAngel:iconSelfdestructiveAngel: Sep 23, 2007, 12:55:25 AM
love your webcam pic dude :glomp:

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Me? I Try Not To Use Other People In A Way That Soley Gratifies Myself..You?

I Have Been Known To Eat Paint Though..
~Sammytabbycat:iconSammytabbycat: Sep 21, 2007, 3:37:41 PM
Thank you for the watch!

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When I grow up I want to be a Granola Bar!
~Shez-Da-Roxor:iconShez-Da-Roxor: Sep 16, 2007, 11:12:45 PM
Huuuzaaahhhh...p.

Watchen backen. Wooen.
~Regioshi:iconRegioshi: Aug 29, 2007, 11:12:09 PM
You're right. S'rry.
~Lazoshi:iconLazoshi: Aug 29, 2007, 3:50:38 PM
Dude you gotta stop with these chain-messages they're just annoying BS.

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Bratwurst were used in a quintuple homicide.

This is the internet. I can show you the pictures.
~Regioshi:iconRegioshi: Aug 24, 2007, 8:09:01 AM
WROTE YOUR NAME ON A PIECE OF PAPER BUT I ACCIDENTLY THREW IT AWAY. I WROTE YOUR NAME ON MY HAND, BUT IT WASHED AWAY. I WROTE YOUR NAME IN THE SAND, BUT THE WAVES WASHED IT AWAY. I WROTE YOUR NAME IN MY HEART, AND FOREVER IT WILL STAY. SEND THIS TO EVRYONE U LOVE INCLUDING ME. IF U SEND THIS TO 10 PEOPLE IN THE NEXT 45 MINUTES, THEN TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY EVER "I ABSOLUTELY LOVE YOU! Today is love your friends day. Send this to all your friends and me if I am one. If you get 7 back then you're LOVED" ???


Sorry to bother U with chainletters, but I got this one sent to me, and, well, yeah, you get it.
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